Raybow USA's Curated Collection of CORnY Chemistry Jokes - Volume 1
March 2026
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Volume 1:
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating. -OMg!
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!
All the good chemistry jokes argon.
What do you call a tooth floating in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2 Na!
A neutron goes into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and says, “Here buddy, for you, no charge.”
I tried to tell a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
Why are neutrinos bad at customer service positions? Because they find it hard to interact with others.
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