Raybow USA's Curated Collection of CORnY Chemistry Jokes - Volume 3
May 2026
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Volume 3:
I’ve got my ion you.
Never trust atoms — they make up everything.
How did the hipster chemist burn his hand? He picked up his beaker before it was cool.
Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was a polar bear.
What do you call a nonsensical felon? A silicon!
What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car? He was booked for a salt and battery.
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen? NaBrO.
Anyone know any short jokes about sodium? Na.
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