Raybow USA's Curated Collection of CORnY Chemistry Jokes - Volume 4
June 2026
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Volume 4:
What did silver say to gold at the bar? “Au, get outta here!”
Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy’s base.
Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon and yttrium? It was CoRnY.
If H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing and other activities.
Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy? Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded.
What’s Iron Man’s favorite amusement park ride? The ferrous wheel.
Someone threw sodium chloride at me. I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
My chemistry experiment exploded. It’s OK, oxidants happen.
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