Raybow USA's Curated Collection of CORnY Chemistry Jokes - Volume 5
July 2026
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Volume 5:
Why do chemists like nitrates? They are cheaper than day rates.
Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?
Because it is in the ground state.
If you cool yourself to -273.15°C, you will be 0K.
Chemistry – What we do in a lab would be a felony in your garage.
I was reading a book about helium the other day. It was so good, I couldn’t put it down.
What is Cole’s law? Thinly sliced cabbage.
Organic chemists know that it takes alkynes in this world.
What happened when the chemists left the lab? They were out of their element.
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