Raybow USA's Curated Collection of CORnY Chemistry Jokes - Volume 2
April 2026
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Volume 2:
What are the elements of surprise? OH!
The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.
What happens when electrons lose their energy? They’re Bohr’ed.
sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!
Two hydrogen atoms went walking. One says, “I think I lost an electron.” The other replies, “Are you sure”? The first one confirms, “Yes, I’m positive.”
What do you do with a sick scientist? If you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
What did the scientist say when he found two atoms of helium? He He.
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